Do you just need someone to talk to? (Sandusky)

Hey it's me.
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you may not know me yet but all I can tell you is this is going to be the start of something good.
It's nice to meet you by the way, whoever you are.
You only have one simple requirement/obligation to fill.
You need to be completely honest with me about everything and in exchange for that I'll be loyal to you unconditionally.
Maybe you are lonely and just need someone to talk to.
Maybe you are going through something and need someone to listen.
Maybe you just like a good chat.
Or maybe.
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maybe you need help and don't know where to turn to.
Well turn to me.
It's an open invitation, tell me about you, your life, your problems, everything.
As for why I made this ad.
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well I have my reasons.
So send an email, take a chance, and see what happens.